mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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evilscientist3:

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ororomunroedontpullout:

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ororomunroedontpullout:

Harriet calls me out on my beliefs

Harriet does not love her new carrier

My friend called me out on how I called Harriet an idiot for being illiterate.

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monstersovka:

✨🎃 HALLOWEEN SNACKS 🎃✨

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99dentay:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

who needs reality shows when you have Ceiling Bug Drama

brushing my teeth watching a gnat bumble around on the ceiling somehow juuust barely avoiding the bathroom spider’s web each time while the spider is visibly trembling in frustration

i liked the mental image of this

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twinsfawn:

it’s me and my michigan mutuals against the world

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emeraldwhale:

emeraldwhale:

emeraldwhale:

Fermenting in a butch honoring way

I MEANT FEMME NOT FERMENTING

@dramaticromantic

STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME ON MY OWN POST

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answermywearyquery:

zarekthelordofthefries:

Exactly TWELVE poll options you say?? Pick an Olympian right now. Don’t worry about how this went for Paris when he had to do it.

Zeus

Hera

Poseidon

Demeter

Aphrodite

Athena

Ares

Hephaestus

Artemis

Apollo

Dionysus

Hermes

See Results

You don’t get Hestia as an option because what, you think I’m gonna make this EASY on you?

vote!

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qrowscant-art:

who else did this

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tooies:

“humans are naturally selfish and evil” factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,

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lokihiddleston:

Barbie (2023) ✦ Dir. Greta Gerwig

gallusrostromegalus:

bunjywunjy:

derinthemadscientist:

zarohk:

flippityflapjack:

dragontatoes:

newtgeiszler:

floridamanofficial:

me: i really dont get why non-floridians lose their fucking shit when they see a beach. it’s just sand and water. who gives a fuck

also me: *sees one (1) mountain* ohohohoohohohohoh holy SHIT holy fuck that’s a big fuCKING ROCK

i love this post. i have never related to anything less

me, grown up in the Cascades range: *sees open plains*

me: oohhoh no. no ba.d . where . are teh rocks. wheres the woter. oh god it’s just drit everywhere for a million miles I need TREES dammit where are my lumber guardians

Me, grew up in Nebraska, the Great Plains: *see a forest*

Me: wHy ar e there s.o man y trEes??? They all g.ott so BiG wher is th skY

Me: Grows up in Boston, mostly travels to cities and Central America: *travels to the Southwest*

Me: where is everyone? Where is everything? What great calamity flatten this world?

Me: Grows up in rural Australia, travels to Europe: Green? How so much green?? Paddocks aren’t green! Why is it full of green grass like a cartoon??

Me: Grew up in the American Midwest *arrives on the coastline of any ocean, sprinting up and down the beach very fast* SHARKS? SHARKS?SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS?

Monkey very excited about exploring new biome.

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kleefkruid:

kleefkruid:

I was making coffee and I heard a “mpeep” behind me so I turn around an on my kitchen floor sits Kotelet, the tiny stray that visits me every day, and to her side sits a big fat house spider, you know the one that gets stuck in your bath.

So I go “Hey ehh, you brought a buddy?” and she looks down at the spider and swallows it in one go -legs and everything- and looks back at me with these cute big eyes

Couldn’t get the image out of my head

CRIME SCENE

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once-a-polecat:

milflaralorvan:

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say “hi baby!” bc you’re excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster ‘cause she’s excited to see you too. that’s what life is all about i think

But what about how she says “mrrrow” just as she starts her lil trot?

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huyandere:

omg… she’s real